Husband needs help from wife.
I thought this is hilarious!
A women hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom door. She knocks and asks, Honey, what is it. Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says , ” The doctor prescibed suppositories for this stomach problem I’ve been having and no matter what i do, I just can’t get the little fucker up my ass.
Evan the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how its done, and i tell you it took him for ever to get it up there, and it hurt” “Poor baby”, says the wife. “Your probably just nervous and tence and he probably wasn’t very gentle with you. Here let me give you the suppository, I don’t mind.” Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his shoulder to brace him and with her right hand, quickly and easily slips the suppository up her husbands rear end.
The husband lets out a bloodcurdling scream. “My God”, says the wife. “what happened? Did i hurt you? NO! Cries the man, ” but i just realised when the docter did it he had both hands on my shoulders!”
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